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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?”
—Charles Bukowski

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"What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it."

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...in a man's life, there are two important dates : his birth and his death. Everything we do in between is not very important.

-Jacques Brel