Nostalgia aint what it used to be: Joke

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Joke

A dog walks into a telegram office, takes out a blank form and writes:

"Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof."

The clerk examines the form and says to the dog:

"There are only nine words here mate. You could send another "Woof" for the same price."

The dog replies "But it wouldn't make any fucking sense then"

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A person doesn't die when he should but when he can.

He had already understood that he would never leave that room, for it was foreseen that the city of mirrors (or mirages) would be wiped out by the wind and exiled from the memory of men at the precise moment when Aureliano Babilonia would finish deciphering the parchments, and that everything written on them was unrepeatable since time immemorial and forever more, because races condemned to one hundred years of solitude did not have a second opportunity on earth.

It was the last that remained of a past whose annihilation had not taken place because it was still in a process of annihilation, consuming itself from within, ending at every moment but never ending its ending.